Marry your best friend and you'll never regret it
Tonight Emily earned a new toy and she picked a set of glow in the dark necklaces. They were each housed in a long plastic tube about 24 inches long and with a fairly large diameter opening. Once she went to bed I quickly rolled up a bit of paper towel and shot it at Stacy. (note, this was NOT a spitball, it was dry 
) Stacy grabbed the other tube and quickly returned fire.
She then got this great idea to load a raisin and shoot me on the forehead. My wife had just tweaked me in the forehead with a dried up piece of fruit. This is also known as the start of war/ a food fight. For the next 30 minutes we exchanged volleys of raisins across the kitchen, through the dining room and into the living room. We chased and ducked, shot, hit and missed. Stacy must have thinner skin than me cause she nows has a few welts and red marks on her neck, side, and stomach.
We laughed almost the entire time (except when getting hit by one). Many shots were misfires due to bursting out laughing with the blowguns up to our mouths, the raisins flying out pitifully slow and falling harmlessly to the ground.
I love my wife and wouldn't trade her for anyone else in the world. She is the best.
Thank you God for blessing me with her.